Ay, mon frer! Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a miniature explosion of some sort down the beach a piece.
What could our ship-building brethren have discovered that could have possibly caused an explosion? They work with stone and water for Earth Spirit’s sake… Pfff!
I say, they have got to be the softest stones in all of Terra, if you take my meaning. Hell, they’re so witless, a complete stranger could approach them, tell them to worship the Fire Spirit or some such nonsense, and I do believe they’d listen… Thankfully the Fire Spirit’s been dead, or near enough, for centuries now. Yes, I'm certain there's nothing to worry about...
This week our heroes travel to the vacation destination of the century: Port Artisana!
This not-so-tropical getaway comes complete with earthen ships, fresh-made land, and a variety of Terra cultists! Yes sir, you’ll have the time of your lives as you attempt to convert these earth-loving pirates to your fiery cause. And don’t forget to take advantage of our patented fireball-proof accommodations. All this and more is waiting for you in Episode 34 of The Kain Campaign!