I think we took a wrong turn at the River Styx, Ark! I knew we should have asked that boatman for directions.
I know, I know, when you're as handsome as you are, you don’t need directions. But it’s the principle of the thing, Ark!
Sorry, I shouldn’t have snapped at you like that. We had enough snapping from the left-head of that dog. I’m just kind of nervous about seeing the old gang again.
I sort of felt like I never fit in. Sometimes it even felt like they were against me. Like they resented the fact that an NPC, a Notary Pretty Clearly, would try to join up with a cool group of PCs, Personable Chaps, like yourselves…
Oh well, I think it might just be in my head. I’m sure they’ll be super happy to see us, Ark! That is if we ever find where in the Nine Hells they are. Does your favorite bat, Blake H. Winkelhopfner, have any leads?
This week our heroes find themselves transported to a realm of mentality and thought. So they’re at a disadvantage right away. What entity has brought them here, and for what purpose? I’m sure there will be an exceedingly well-articulated speech from David to clear everything up. Yes sir, not a speck of confusion here.
But while the gang reels from having their minds blown, they’re surprised by a visit from a familiar friend. I’ll give you a hint: he’s super handsome… Tune in for the special return of Arkmenos in Episode 30 of The Kain Campaign!